I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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