This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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