One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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