she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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