i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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