census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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