Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
