bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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