Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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