fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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