I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I am one with the molecules
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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