I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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