Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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