Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
tell me about the eggs
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