Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth