I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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