I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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