Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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