Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
This baby is an asshole
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
They are going to name an STD after you.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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