wrigley field is MILF paradise
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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