I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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