remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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