Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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