Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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