Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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