Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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