Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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