brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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