my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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