I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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