Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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