like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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