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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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