You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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