Sry I called you an 8
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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