she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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