what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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