Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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