I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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