Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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