My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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Have fun and good luck.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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