Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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