You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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