So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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