I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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