There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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