if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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