We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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