True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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