Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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