Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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