so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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